woodge.com is too stupid for most people. It's okay for you, though.

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because me likey, also what's not to like about the Vapors? ukulele awesomeness! listen! (song is 'Bodysurfing') Can't wait to see this! Opens March 23rd.

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Woodge has been inexplicably dubbed into Portuguese and rereleased in Brazil.


site updates
  • Watched Brotherhood of the Wolf again cuz it's awesome.
  • Wrapped up the Summer 2017 Box Office Challenge
  • Saw Blade Runner 2049 which was very cool, especially on an IMAX screen.
  • Saw My Life as a Zucchini which is French claymation. Dug it.
  • The palette page got tweaked including added functionality. It's not very exciting though. May as well forget I mentioned it.
  • You may have noticed that things have generally gotten a makeover at this site. If you're observant.
  • finished reading The Caretaker of Lorne Field by Dave Zeltersman
  • abandoned What Is Not Yours Is Not Yours by Helen Oyeyemi
  • finished reading The Witch's Boy by Kelly Barnhill
  • Saw Logan Lucky and this one deserves a wider audience. Very well done.
  • Saw The Hitman's Bodyguard and enjoyed the heck out of it.