Woodge ambles through life with a spring in his step and a tongue in his cheek (although bacon is preferred). A .NET developer by trade, most of Woodge's free time is spent acquiescing to his kids' demands for rough-housing, playing games and telling stories. His son Luke (born Feb 2002) is obsessed with Star Wars, Lego, and warfare. His daughter Kajsa (born Dec 2004 — rhymes with 'NICE-ah') treats him like a jungle gym and/or punching bag. She likes tiny little toy figures and recently moved away from the color pink. Occasionally Woodge gets to have adult conversations with his gorgeous wife Tina but their kids like to keep that to a minimum. Most of the time, though, Woodge is confined to a cubicle and kept separate from polite society.

Woodge finds 95% of television to be abhorrent crap and reads lots of books instead (but probably not the crap you read). Lately he's been alternating between epic fantasy crap and non-fiction stuff that makes him look wicked smaht. Woodge annoys his wife by playing Words With Friends (username: woodge) and twittering on his iPod touch instead of folding the laundry or getting the kids to bed. Woodge has too many books and thinks using the third person is clever. What a douche!

Woodge is charming, polite, and a good speller. He's a fabulous parent and doesn't smoke. He keeps swearing to a minimum because he deems it crass. So, yeah, he thinks he's better than you are. What a pompous jerk he is! Someone ought to open a can of whup-ass on his smarmy little self. I bet he'd run away screaming like a little girl.

Woodge has had a web presence (woodgecom, mostly) since the summer of 1999. Usually he lives north of Boston MA, USA but he's currently living in Ljunghusen, Sweden with his perfect family. He would like to get out more and play more tennis. But first he'd like to take a nap. Woodge is self-medicated, mostly with beer.

Enjoy Woodge responsibly.